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Episode six of The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) Season 10 is now underway and in true TUF tradition Darryl Schoonover is drinking beer at 8am. At the gym, Coach Evans introduces guest trainer Phil Nurse (sans Vaseline) to his underlings. Nurse helps these guys mix it up in practice and Brendan Schaub throws hands with Schoonover in the ring.

The Evans gang does not like what they see from Shoonover in practice and his house mates rat him out regarding the liquor. Rashad tells him to put the bottle down and focus on training because he has the potential to shock Team Jackson.

Speaking of the coaching phenom, he runs into Schoonover during the gym transition and Rampage starts up with the insults, calling him “Titties” and making fun of him. Schoonover gets mouthy with the former champ and it gets ugly fast.

“Titties” points out that a street fight is a lot different than a cage fight and he admits to contemplating a future headbutt for Rampage.

During the fight selection, Coach Evans selects Schoonover to face Zak Jensen and following the pick, tempers boil over and Jackson and Schoonover have to be separated.

Rashad tries to resolve the dispute and naturally gets dragged right into it. Cooler heads prevail and Team Evans vacates the gym.

Kimbo relates Zak Jensen to Shrek’s younger brother. He also gets compared to Piggy from Lord of the Flies and the cast is convinced he’s going to blow a gasket and murder everyone in the house before the season is over — but proceed to taunt him anyway.

Wes Sims even accuses him of sniffing his underwear.

Not to be outdone, Schoonover gets his serial killer on and shows off his gruesome tattoos of people in peril and Coach Evans gets a weird vibe from him.

Despite the creepiness factor, Rashad is impressed with the power that Schoonover has in his hands and looks forward to the reaction from Team Jackson when he lets his gloves fly.

Assistant Coach Tiki Ghosn decides he’s not getting enough camera time and creates a collage of “Team Cocky,” featuring caricatures of each fighter training on Team Evans.

Zak Jensen is mailing it during training and Kimbo blames it on a lack of self-confidence. Rampage asks Jensen if he wants him to call his Momma so she can come pick him up and rescue him from all this treachery.

No sooner does he try to turn up the intensity than an errant blow cuts him wide open. Off camera, Kimbo Slice lights up like a Christmas tree in anticipation of being a late replacement for the downed fighter.

Unfortunately for the eager beaver, Jensen isn’t about to just give his spot away. He takes his stitches and goes right back to fight prep. Rampage beams like a proud Papa.

The cut seemed to rejuvenate Jensen as he’s electric in practice, landing high kicks and scoring takedowns. A couple of fist bumps later and the coaches finally believe in him.

Rashad gets to the gym early and catches a glimpse of the “Team Cocky” collage and has a good laugh over it. He also thinks that Team Jackson being 0-5 is even funnier.

He disposes of the banner and rallies the troops, telling them to stay focused and keep winning fights while their opponents worry about the next big prank.

Both guys get through the weigh-ins without incident and on the day of the fight, Kimbo Slice lays out by the pool to work on his tan.

I wish I was making that up.

Rampage sneaks into the locker room and writes “Titties” on the sign under Schoonover’s name. Rampage has officially become that guy at the party — the one that keeps telling the same joke over and over until the sound of it causes physical discomfort.

Since editing in a laugh track is too obvious, some sack-toting suck-up lets out a forced giggle every time Rampage says “Titties.” I glance at the clock to see that only eight minutes remain in the show as we cut to commercial.

Someone is obviously going to sleep.

Heavyweight elimination fight #6: Darryl Schoonover (10-0) vs. Zak Jensen (7-2)

Round 1: Schoonover makes a really mean face, eats a combo and ties Jensen up before pushing him to the cage. They clinch and Schoonover unloads, landing right after left until a wobbly Jensen scores a desperation takedown. From guard, Schoonover immediately locks up a triangle. Hammer fists by Jensen land, but do no damage. It takes him what seems like an eternity but Schoonover finally gets it secured and Jensen goes to sleep.

Darryl Schoonover defeats Zak Jensen via submission (triangle choke)

Jensen mopes about after the fights while Schoonover keeps it in perspective, recognizing he still has two more fights to win before he can get to the Finale. Instead of worrying about the next fight, Coach Rampage is worrying about the next prank.

Stay tuned next week as Team Rashad turns on Matt Mitrione, who may have finally gone off the deep end. The final fight selections are made and once again, Rashad and Rampage bicker to no end.

And will we get what’s being billed as “The fight of the season?”

See you in seven!

Episode five of The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) Season 10 gets underway and Coach Evans is celebrating his 4-0 start to the competition. He does the right thing and credits his fighters and thinks he’s gotten this far because he has better coaching than Team Rampage.

That’s not saying much. Rampage is so bad even maligned TUF 3 coach Ken Shamrock is watching this season and saying “Damn that guy’s a bad coach.”

Matt Mitrione, last week’s songbird, starts looking for a cortisone shot to help with a shoulder he tweaked in practice. Rashad is not trying to hear about any shots and tells him to get a rubdown and some ice.

Marcus Jones storms into the Team Evans locker room and asks Rashad why he hasn’t been picked to fight yet. Rashad tells him to be patient and that when he picks him next, he’ll get his chance to lose just like everyone else on Team Rampage.

Speaking of Team Jackson, the BA boys start training in the Octagon and work on their grappling. Rampage continues to shit all over Zak Jensen, who aside from being picked last, has done nothing to indicate he has any business being inside the cage. Team mate Scott Junk is far from impressed.

Back at the house, Wes Sims unknowingly steps in a puddle of Zak Jensen’s albino tadpoles — or so he accuses — and proceeds to lay the ribbing on the sensitive wrestler rather thick.

Matt Mitrione gets to the gym and has Coach Evans tie him up in plastic wrap like a supermarket pallet stacked too high. He also claims to be ready to fight on a moment’s notice but Rashad thinks he’s a tough-talking phony.

Team Jackson gets to the gym and Zak Jensen blackouts while rolling with Wes Sims. Rampage thinks it’s funny that he went to sleep so easily and understands if he’s completely embarrassed.

Rampage taking the “tough love” approach it would seem.

Matt Mitrione gives his shoulder the rest it needs by shooting hoops in the swimming pool. The gang at the house is calling bullshit and thinks he’s trying to sit out while the tougher fighters eliminate each other.

Brendan Schaub thinks “Meathead” should fight so they can just put the shoulder drama behind them.

It’s time for the fight announcement and Coach Evans picks his own Justin Wren to face Wes Sims. Rashad recognizes the experience factor of Sims but thinks he’s half the fighter Wren is.

Marcus Jones blows a gasket because he thought “Sugar” would be sweet enough to pick “Big Baby” for the next fight but alas, it was not to be.

Wren gets the requisite pre-fight biography and we learn he trains out of Travis Lutter’s gym and he’s only 22-years-old. He respects Sims’ accomplishments but also thinks the big man hasn’t evolved to keep up with today’s fighters.

Sims, who trains with the boys over at Hammer House, also gets his share of camera time and whoot! whoot! — Kimbo Slice is all aboard the Sims train in this fight. Slice also predicts he will fight again before the season is over.

During the commercial break we get a trailer for a movie that is based on a mysterious box: Push the button and you get one million dollars — however someone you don’t know will die as a result.

Make it someone from the telemarketing company that keeps calling me and I’ll push it for free.

It’s time for the weigh-ins. Wren and his purple panties come in at 247.5. A thong-sporting Sims registers 251. UFC President Dana White favors Sims in this match because of his experience.

Sims thanks Dana and the Fertittas on camera for bringing him back and promises many exciting fights — starting with this one.

Heavyweight elimination fight #5: Justin Wren (8-1) vs. Wes Sims (22-12-1)

Round 1: Considerable size advantage for Sims, who looks like a white Tracy Chapman with his mop-top. Wren charges and pushes him to the fence. Rapid fire Lord of the Dance-style foot stomps from both. Sims pushes off. Jab by Sims followed with a clinch but Wren uses the off balance move to score the takedown. He immediately swings into mount and transitions to an arm-triangle. Sims tries to gut it out but has nowhere to go and takes a nap. Fight over. Dana laughs at the performance of Sims.

Justin Wren defeats Wes Sims via submission (arm-triangle choke)

Rampage says he never thought in a million years that Wren could submit Sims. Hey Rampage — that might be why your guys keep losing. Team Jackson, for the second straight week, does not attend their fallen fighter inside the cage.

Wes Shivers says not to criticize Rampage because (by his own admission) he’s a fighter, not a coach. Dana compares Jackson to Ken Shamrock from season three.

Ouch.

Evans confronts him about being a terrible coach and Rampage admits to wanting to have nothing to do with the role. They continue to trade barbs and play it up for the camera which by now is meaningless since they aren’t fighting.

Stay tuned next week as Rashad tries to go 6-0, Darrell Schoonover gets in Coach Jackson’s grill and Zak Jensen gets caught sniffing Wes Sims underwear.

They also tease that someone gets hurt — will Kimbo replace him?

See you in seven!